Vampires suck, thank Tom Cruise for it

Blood muncher or butt-muncher?:

A decent vampire is what I asked for,
A real blood-sucker from the old folklore.
Maybe Hollywood needs explaining of just how dirty
the good old blood-drinking business can be.
Please trow away that pretty boy,
with that over-rated sex-toy,
that I can't call fangs.
give me one that causes night terrors, not emotional pangs.
Have the decency to bring back the horde.
And throw that wanker Edward overboard.

The forgotten times:

Childhood, the forgotten times,
before we had cars and wives.
Before we had bills to pay.

come outside, come on let's play.
Please won't you stay?
waste our precious years some more.

Then suddenly puberty comes knocking on our door,
dropping sanity, responsibility and reason on our cerebral floor.
Fighting it with every breath, making our parents mad.

Isn't it sad?
Isn't adulthood something bad?
But then what was our childhood for...



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the waves:

Sit down besides me, at the fire on the beach.
I have a story to tell for each
and everyone to hear,
of how the waves of society made your individuality disappear.

How masses of falsified information were smashed
against you like a wave is smashed upon the sand.
How the rebels were constantly bashed
in the head and the heart by corporate hand.

A story of how I urge you
not to be a slave.
Now I'll tell you what you can do,
invent a new board and conquer this wave.

A constant reminder:

The black birds circle around the yard.
this Ecstasy is hitting hard.
A constant reminder of where you are.
the "friends" you party with have all gone far.
far beyond where you can follow.
on drugs that are much harder to swallow.
perhaps it's good you can't keep up.
this is to remind yourself, you have to stop.